devouring online content can feel like running at a sprint like go go go go go go go like this is good but let me scroll because the scroll might have something better and better is better than good like oh this new tweet is begging for a funny reply and you need to think of it and you need to send it and you need to send it first but what is the optimal joke here think think THINK like skip the ad block the ad find the ad's next of kin and leave their body in a ditch like 3x audio 2x video one ex whose instagram you can't stop refreshing like it never ends it's never ending and if you had nine lives it wouldn't be enough time to race through it all and you just might have nine lives if balaji is to be believed hmmm is there anything new with longevity research whoops wikipedia rabbit hole

like holy shit what an outrageous object-level opinion gotta dunk on this vc in the gc you see like new meme just dropped new president just dropped new class consciousness just dropped new news to chew through like whoever called them hyperlinks really nailed it the whole world wide web neatly bound together all of it turning turning turning endlessly inward endlessly outward like words are the first ai domino to fall but isn't that the only domino because code is just words and everything is just code and in an alternate universe don mclean wrote american pie in python

like like me follow me please for the love of god validate me like meta and metta twin engines barreling toward an oscillotechnoutopian future or the basilisk either is fine really like resign yourself to remixed remixes of remixes or fight like hell to make something new

the choice is transcendental and the choice is up to you